That's doesn't even register on his emotional range. They probably fucked once or twice but like. Lucius: No more in love with Fulgrim than any other EC. Not interested in Angron like that, their relationship is very much familial, he got his Gf Lutara and his Bf Argel Tal. If he wants to fuck with someone? That's their problem, he'll check to see who's alive in the morning. Kharn: a complicated case actually! He does respect Angron but will also call him on his bullshit. Can anyone other than him just? Also give a shit about pert as a person? Please? He won't even complain if he walk in on the two fucking he just want another emotional crutch. He does have an excessively protective streak, and does not trust anyone with his primarch heart.įorrix: He's so tired man.
#40K EREBUS PRO#
He's also very much pro "Yeaaaah boss go get laid!!!". Saw his half feral murderous cannibal dad and went "yeah imma hit that" because he has the self preservation of a lemming on crack. Drive Konrad half mad, but also the person he trust the most in the world. Sevatar (my fav astarte <3): Shitlord supreme. I'll try to cover a wide range! Not the legions today tho, maybe another time~
And is by far the most deranged person at the parade, so that’s why he is at the bottom of the I’m sorry but you have to see this :-)Īny headcannons on relationsjips between legions and their Primarchs? Any Astartes crushing(and maybe actually acting?) on said crushes? Or what the Astartes think of the relationships between Primarchs and that they more or less got stepsiblings because of that Reasoning: Can be seen at literally any pride parade, though usually with an anti-lgbt sign, so it technically counts. Kor Phaeron (average Westboro Baptist church goer) Khorne also hangs it on his skull throne to show his unwavering support for the lgbt community. Nurgle gave it to him (again, as a joke) and now regrets it. Khorne either doesn’t understand this or is just too stubborn to admit it. Reasoning: this is supposed to be a joke flag, a flag made as a joke. If you’ve read his backstory in Child Of Chaos you would understand that “trans-ing your gender for money and power” is very much in character for him. Reasoning: okay I can hear all of you booing at me through the phone screen right now but please, hear me out on this. But just because of how silly it sounds to me I will be placing them a bit higher on the derangement scale. If that doesn’t scream bisexual to you then I have no idea what will. Reasoning: this is a 3 metre tall charismatic dilf with huge muscles. Reasoning: this one’s canon, so it’s pretty obvious on why he’s on the list.
You’ll never know.Since it is pride month I will now torture you with my lgbt headcanons on the different members of the chaos faction, ranked from least to most deranged. Fluffy.Īlpharius and Omegon: They have Schrodinger’s pubes. Magnus: It’s exactly the same as his head hair in colour and style. Jaghatai: Checked racing flag using copious hair dye. Lion: It’s shaped to look like a sword handle and cross-guard. Roboute: Tamed bush, “as is naturally intended”. Vulkan: Shaved to look like flames and dyed red.įerrus: Dick is so big it obscures any potential hairstyles.Ĭorvus: Normal, but with a raven tattooed to look like it’s rising out of a tree. Dorn: Groin shield made of solid adamantium.Īngron: Simplistic but artfully sculpted crotch stripe.
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